America, let’s be honest: Isn’t there a part of you that would much rather be talking about “American Idol,” “24,” baseball or cheesecake — anything else besides this what we talk about every night? But we’ve got Marxist revolutionaries fundamentally transforming and attacking the republic and moving us towards a …
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Some citizens have expressed great pessimism about the future of our country because of the intense passions that have fueled this year’s elections. The Tea Party movement, the record number of money being spent on midterm campaigns and predictions of an upheaval and uprooting of incumbents are seen by some …
Read More »Flatulence: How To Prevent It
You denied it, blamed it on the guy next to you, you even blamed it on grandma when she was out of earshot. Most of the time flatulence smells bad and sounds funny, but why go through so much restiveness over something as natural as farting? OK, what we’ve mentioned …
Read More »Financial Reform Marks Arrival of Big Brother
Happy anniversary everyone! Yes, it’s been exactly one year since the president announced that the police “acted stupidly” despite the fact that he didn’t have all the facts on the arrest of his buddy in Cambridge. We’re seeing that same style of decision-making coming from the White House to this …
Read More »Things You Should Never Eat on Vacation
Rodent brain is among the delicacies that tour guide Ann Lombardi probably wouldn’t eat. “I just don’t like the consistency,” she says of animal brains in general, though fans of squirrel brain, a treat in parts of Kentucky, might disagree. Cow brains, however, available on menus in Europe and the …
Read More »Taliban on the Run From Crucial Battlespace
Khan Neshin, Afghanistan – We’re with the 2nd Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion in southern Helmand province, just 75 kilometers from Pakistan, in “battle space” that was the heart of Taliban territory until a few weeks ago. When these Marines fought their way into this dusty district capital in July, the …
Read More »Chimpanzee Attack Revives Calls for Federal Primate Law
A bill pending in Congress that would ban selling primates as pets must be passed to rectify a patchwork of state and local laws that leave many people at risk of being attacked by exotic animals like chimpanzees, animal experts and lawmakers told FOXNews.com. Police shot and killed a 200-pound …
Read More »Pageants to Porn: Kelli McCarty Suffering 'Creepy' Treatment Since Launching XXX Career
LOS ANGELES – Pageants to Porn: Kelli McCarty Suffering ‘Creepy’ Treatment by Male Friends Since Launching XXX Career | Lisa Rinna Wants to Take On Octuplets’ Mother, Plus Which Starlet Will Spend Valentines Day Breast-Feeding? | Kim Kardashian and Avril Lavigne Denied Entry to Lil Wayne’s Grammy Bash | Protest …
Read More »Reality TV Seen as Viable Career Path for 'The Hills' Generation
With the reality of a bleak job market staring them in the face, the generation that grew up with “The Hills,” “Laguna Beach,” and “The Real World” is looking at reality shows as a shortcut to career success. Recent college grads are inundating online reality casting communities like RealityWanted.com, a …
Read More »President Bush Was Too Classy During Final Speech to Nation
Did any of you catch President Bush’s final speech to the nation last night? I know it’s a moot point now, but I think he botched it. He was too classy. Too gentlemanly. I know he also wanted to put his years in office in the best light. But if …
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